stolen from =crouching-kitty
If I were a month, I would be: april. i love rain!
If I were a day of the week, I would be: saturday. the day to veg out and watch cartoons!
If I were a time of day, I would be: 1am late enough to IM friends in pakistan, or algeria, or austrailia!
If I were a planet, I would be: jupiter BIG AND PRETTY!!
If I were a sea animal, I would be: something that sleeps a lot
If I were a direction, I would be: north
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: bed
If I were a sin, I would be: pride
If I were a historical figure I would be: sigmund freid. really old, a genius, and OBSESSED WITH SEX!
If I were a liquid, I would be: maple syrup. the real stuff, not that immitation crap!
If I were a stone, I would be: opal. prettier then a diamond but WAY cheaper
If I were a tree, I would be: eastern cottonwood. grows fast and huge, but is really weak on the inside!
If I were a bird, I would be: spotted owl!
If I were a tool, I would be: safety pin. not usually attributed to tools, but REALLY useful!
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: wall ivy
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a reasonably cool day, but hot enough to make everyone all sleepy.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: WEREWOLF!
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: drums
If I were an animal, I would be: wolf!
If I were a colour, I would be: green
If I were an emotion, I would be: contemplative. a combination of confused and thoughtful!
If I were a vegetable, I would be: potato!
If I were a sound, I would be: ZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZ fivemoreminutesplease......zzzzzzz
If I were an element, I would be: spirit!
If I were a car, I would be: a car
If I were a song, I would be: "i'm still here (jim's theme)" from treasure planet
If I were a movie, I would be: spirited away
If I were a book, I would be written by: madekline l'engle
If I were a food, I would be: potatoes!
If I were a place, I would be: my special window on the third floor of the roosevelt college campus bye the art institute!
If I were a taste, I would be: sweet with a bit of spice! CINNAMON SUGAR!!!
If I were a scent, I would be: ginger. SNEEZY!!!
If I were a religion, I would be: animistic
If I were a word, I would be: schpadoinkle
If I were a body part, I would be: hands
If I were a facial expression, I would be: a gentle and warm smile.
If I were a subject in school, I would be: ethics philosophy
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: edward wong hao peplu tevruski IV (ED!)
If I were a shape, I would be: a spiral
If I were a number, I would be: 3.1415962...
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: my lunar howl shirt!
If I were a piece of jewellery, I would be: my jade wolf pendant necklace
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: pins. millions upon millions of pins!

~Celtwolf


~~~~~Coloring Jobs Wanted!~~~~~

ok, i suck at drawing, we've established that with my previous works. but i LOVE coloring things, and i've gotten pretty good at it, as you can tell from my other works. i want a job, any job you have for coloring drawings. send them to me and i'll color them for you for free. all i ask is that you give me credit for coloring it, other than that it's free. that's right, free! i don't care what you send me, as long as it's in good taste, i'll color it for you. if you have a particular color scheme in mind, tell me and i'll apply it. just send it to me through my e-mail, or a note through deviantart if there's something in a gallery or sketch that you want me to color, and include the color scheme if there's one you want me to follow.
if this gets really popular though, don't expect the color job done the next day. i'll post who i'm working on as i get orders. though, if you don't want me to post your screenname, ask me not to and i won't.

EDIT: Ok, i've learned my lesson........for now. I will continue to take new jobs, i just have ONE itty bitty thing to add to the commission rules: PLEASE ink your drawings before you send them to me. it is VERY difficult for me to ink your pictures well on the computer. i tend to screw things up. scribbly pictures are hard to color as well because it's hard to tell where one area should start and the other one end. this is a major reason as to WHY i haven't updated my commission work for a while, if it looks hard to do, then i procrastinate to avoid doing it.

Current jobs:
Tomcats: Done
Alke: Done
Celtfox: Done
journeytorevenge: Done
qdd: Done
Kell Hound: Done
karasuneko: done
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RL Friend:

Friends:

RL Sister:

clubs:

Artists i admire: and so on

warrior class: that guy who always falls flat on his face when he goes into a charge

~little skit time~
me: Mr. Devil, I'd like to sell my soul.
Devil: for what? fame? fortune? love?
me: a third nipple!
Devil:............... WHY???
me: in case i lose one, silly.
Devil: ............ *poof*
me: cool! i confused the Devil into non-existance!